zemmer:

more benefits to being a cat

  • loved at any weight
  • its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
  • people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
  • no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
  • you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
  • no deadlines or bills
  • not expected to wear clothing
  • not cold if naked
  • if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
  • cute whiskers
  • tail
  • super flexible

(via captainkittysticks)

LUMPY SPACE PUG

(Source: cinnamonpug, via richsex)

pussybrigade000:

if you don’t support fat girls in crop tops and mini skirts then i cannot support you

(Source: ramseytime, via radicalsmut)

xoxogreg:

yes yes yes exactly exactly exactly

xoxogreg:

yes yes yes exactly exactly exactly

(Source: johncagz, via radicalsmut)

titsandtires:

Gazelle_CX_01 (by CicliDevotion)

Unfff

titsandtires:

Gazelle_CX_01 (by CicliDevotion)

Unfff

(via radicalsmut)

(Source: mslovejoy, via tofuboots)

I feel really sick so im just gonna lay around in lingerie and play my banjolele and probably do some cleaning and napping and maybe even some more puking.

Damn you beer.

Laying off the wheat for a while i think. It just makes me feel so so horrible.

tangledupinlace:

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

heartbreaker tabby cats every.fucking.time

(via emotionalbabehood)